#1 Feb 15, 2016

So, what does a comic book blog do, anyways? I was going to include comic book reviews, but I spent all my money on hookers and blow, so I couldn’t afford to purchase a comic this week. Plus, my career as a super villain has taken off at a trepid stumble, as my eyes still burn from getting pepper sprayed for shoplifting an “Archie & Jughead” comic. So, since plans A and B failed, it’s on to plan C. Let’s, Google ” what does a comic book blog do,” shall we?

The first three articles are a waste of time. The third one, though, “How to Write a Comic Book Blog”. “Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner, Emanuel! Tell the audience what they’ve won!” Nothing! The first sentence on the Google description of this article explains what a URL is. I hope our audience is brighter than that. Screw this article! What else do you have, Google? JACKPOT! Click on http://www.studyweb.com/50-tools-and-resources-to-help-you-start-a-webcomic/ There is a TON of information in this article covering everything from useful guides to fonts and text to hosting and management tools to finding inspiration to online resources to design tips and tools to distribution and promotion to sweet internet loving in an intimate setting, this article is what you are looking for if you are starting your own web comic. Check it out, now!

Next, I started wondering what are the creme de la creme, the webcomics that big time critics go nuts for? What’s the gold standard? Who is our competition out there? For the answer, click here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kevintang/42-web-comics-you-need-to-read#.rj8Jwbwk8n There you go! 42 of the finest webcomics that true connoisseurs of the genre freak out over! This is who you will be going up against in a battle to the death in web comic creation.

And finally, I ain’t doing this for your little rebellion, I expect to be well paid!  That’s right! Turns out there is GOLD in them thar webcomic hills. And in the spirit of the old-school 69ers, I want to get mine! There is a money load here, so we just need to face it! Some time soon, literally dozens and dozens of dollars will be mine! To find out how I’m going to make money with a webcomic, read this: http://www.remindblog.com/2010/10/07/how-to-make-money-webcomic/

Well, that looks like all I’ve got for you this time. Now, let’s pay the bills. But, first, please, help us prevent suicide. Join us at the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention by clicking here: http://goo.gl/slrkvQ Thank you.

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